Now, we all know that I'm not a virgin. I mean hell, I do have two boys. But sex is not a major part of my life right now... SHIT it's not even a minor part of my life right now. So why, when the doctor went to do my pelvic examine, when he found that he was having trouble getting those forceps thingies up there, did he decided to RAM them into me!?
My cervix is still frontal, which means that if you're "too big" I'm going to run from you because N*GGA, you're trying to puncture my cervix! Yes, I am a big girl and I can take it, but you have to be gentle!
But get this... after having trouble keeping the forceps thingies up there, he goes to check my cervix and my uterus ( which always calls for them to use their fingers ) and when he saw that he was having trouble getting just his fingertips up there, he pulls back and RAM'S HIS DAMN FINGERS UP THERE!
OW N*GGA!
I'm a thick girl, but just because a female is thick and has children, does not mean that her shit won't be tight! Especially if she's not currently sexually active. So to all the doctor's out there, I leave you with this...
Be gentle! One day you might come across the wrong one!
That is all! KThnx!
P.S. Love, Peace & Urbanism!
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